9. MGANGA MGANGA – Car Stealing Attempt Failed By an Illiterate Thief

He undoubtedly falls among these world’s dumbest criminals as he didn’t choose the spot wisely. The man was planning on stealing a car, and it all went wrong when he found out  US Marshals and  State Police detective in that car.

As you can guess the next step, the thief was arrested, this attempt was made in 2012 by n unprofessional robber to steal a car, and unfortunately, there were U. S. Marshals and other force were present when the robber asked them to open the door of the car.

Robber realized that it is not a normal car, and there were detective signs on the car, soon, he tried to run away, but as in all the cases, he was caught by the police sitting in the car in just a short chase.

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U Can’t Make This Crap Up! : Weighty Case – Alabama man charged in theft of 70-ton crane March 18, 2022.

 

Published 12:45 PM PDT,
AP
March 21, 2022

An #Alabama #man who called a wrecker service asking to have a 70-ton crane pulled out of the woods is now charged with stealing the heavy machinery, sheriff’s officials said.

The owner of a towing service contacted the Chilton County Sheriff’s Office on Monday, saying the man had called claiming someone gave him the crane, and he wanted it removed so he could sell it for scrap, the agency said in a #statement.

The wrecker service owner recalled moving the same crane a few years before and contacted its owner, who denied having given it away. The towing operator then called law enforcement.

The man who wanted the crane moved fled before #officers arrived, driving the rig into a ditch where it became stuck.

The 26-year-old Clanton man was arrested Tuesday on a #probation #violation and #first-degree theft charges.

Court records didn’t include the name of a defense #attorney who could speak on his behalf.

“We have worked a lot of theft cases over the years, but this one definitely takes first place in the heavyweight category,” #Sheriff John Shearon’s office said in a statement, thanking the wrecker service.