Thought Catalog : Cringey! – My best #friend and I are super weird, and whenever either of us see an #attractive person we tend to take a picture of them and send it to each other, because why not? #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

Anyway, I was on a cruise ship with my #grandparents, and I spot this super cute guy a couple years older than me. Naturally, I freak out a little, & I whip out my phone. Bare in mind I’m sat next to my grandparents in the middle of a crowded lobby.

So I open my camera, take a picture- and guess what?

THE FUCKING FLASH WAS ON, WASN’T IT?

I make eye contact with thus cute guy, look at my Grandparents who both look #extremely disappointed, and a few other people are looking at me. Obviously I left the room #immediately.

Thought Catalog : In the closet. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

OK, so one time when I was really little I had a best #friend who was kinda strange but so my #mom got a call one day asking if she was over at my house because they couldn’t find her and so they call again about two hours later to ask if we could help look for her and so about three hours of looking we had basically covered the entire #neighborhood and they were about to call the police and we decided to check their house one more time and my mom went into her room and found her completely naked and #sleeping on the top of a super tall shelf in her closet.

Thought Catalog : 5th grade teacher. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

In fifth grade, my teacher loathed me. She would do anything to make me cry and sent me to the principle’s office any chance she got. Don’t #believe me? I’m left handed. So still, to this day, I get my hands confused. On this particular day, we were doing the #Pledge of Allegiance and I had put my left hand to my chest (it’s supposed to be your right hand over your heart). She got mad at me, telling me that I wasn’t being ‘patriotic’ and sent me to the principal’s office. The principal and I were quite #aquatinted at this point and so I told her why I was sent back to her office again, and she laughed. And laughed. I didn’t find it funny at all, I mean all the kids in my school thought I was a #delinquent so they didn’t want to be my friend. My principal wrote on the back of my hands, L and R. What I didn’t #realize was that she wrote L on my right hand and R on my left hand. She did the same to hers. Then, she walked me back to the #classroom, and made our whole class redo the Pledge with our ‘right’ hand, with me leading the class, and it was one of the happiest moments of my #elementary experience.

Thought Catalog : I literally “fell” for him. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

Since my crush sits behind me in class, when we stood up to do the #pledge I stood up too fast and I stumbled over to him so to not fall on the ground I reached to grab his desk but I accidentally GRABBED HIM and I ended up falling on top of him and we both screamed. Luckily I didn’t hurt or crush him. My teacher and everyone else started laughing and I got so red afterwards. Now when we stand up for the pledge, he moves all the way to the back of the room away from me…
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The Watchers : #NOAA gives #El Niño an 83% chance of reaching historic strength in late 2026

By Rishav Kothari
Thursday, October 8, 2026 20:27 UTC

El Niño strengthened further across the equatorial #Pacific in September 2026, and NOAA’s Climate Prediction Center (CPC) said on October 8 that the October–December Relative Oceanic Niño Index (RONI) has an 83% chance of reaching at least +2.5°C (+4.5°F)—a level that would exceed previous El Niño events in its record dating to 1950. The World Meteorological Organization (WMO) separately forecast a Niño-3.4 anomaly of approximately +3.7°C (+6.7°F) for the same period.

#CPC maintained an El Niño #Advisory after oceanic and atmospheric observations showed further strengthening during September. The agency said strong-to-very strong conditions were likely through January–March 2027, with the probability remaining above 83%.

Sea-surface temperature anomalies exceeded +4°C (+7.2°F) in portions of the eastern equatorial Pacific during September. CPC’s relative Niño indices increased to +2.1°C (+3.8°F) in Niño-3.4, +3°C (+5.4°F) in Niño-3 and +3.9°C (+7°F) in Niño-1+2.

Warmth also remained pronounced below the ocean surface. CPC said the equatorial subsurface temperature index across 180°–100°W was well above average, with a deeper-than-average thermocline and #temperature anomalies exceeding +10°C (+18°F) at depth in the eastern Pacific.

#Atmospheric conditions were coupled with the ocean warming. Low-level westerly wind anomalies and upper-level easterly wind anomalies extended from the western to east-central equatorial Pacific, while enhanced convection and rainfall persisted over the central and eastern Pacific and convection remained suppressed over #Indonesia.

#Traditional and equatorial Southern Oscillation indices were significantly negative. CPC said the combined oceanic and atmospheric conditions reflected a strengthening El Niño.

CPC assigned probabilities of 54% for September–November, 83% for October–December and 70% for November–January that the three-month RONI would reach at least +2.5°C (+4.5°F).

The agency said that threshold would exceed the strength of previous El Niño events in its record dating to 1950. The +2.5°C threshold is higher than CPC’s general “very strong” category, which begins at a three-month RONI of +2°C (+3.6°F).

#WMO issued a separate seasonal assessment on October 8 forecasting further intensification toward the end of the year. Its multi-model ensemble placed the October–December Niño-3.4 sea-surface temperature anomaly at approximately +3.7°C (+6.7°F), with the warming trend forecast to peak around December.

If realized, WMO said the +3.7°C anomaly would be the highest since observations began, exceeding the previous stated maximum of +2.6°C (+4.7°F) during November 2015–January 2016.

WMO also reported a near-100% probability that El Niño would persist through February 2027. The assessment represents a forecast consensus involving 13 national and international climate centers.

The CPC and WMO values are not directly interchangeable. WMO’s Niño-3.4 anomaly is calculated relative to a 1993–2009 baseline, while CPC’s RONI uses a 1991–2020 baseline, subtracts the tropical-mean SST anomaly and applies a variance adjustment before calculating the three-month average.

WMO said other ocean basins would also influence the October–December climate pattern. A positive Indian Ocean Dipole was forecast to peak in October and then weaken, producing a seasonal anomaly of approximately +0.5°C (+0.9°F), while equatorial Atlantic sea-surface temperatures were expected to remain above normal.

The strongest wet seasonal signal was forecast across the central and eastern equatorial Pacific east of the International Date Line. Above-normal rainfall was also favored across the Greater Horn of Africa, parts of Central Asia and coastal East Asia, northern parts of the Arabian Peninsula, parts of #North America south of 45°N and southeastern #South America.

Drier-than-normal conditions were favored over the Indian subcontinent, southern Central America, parts of the #Caribbean and northwestern South America. Broad dry signals were also forecast across the western Pacific and equatorial Atlantic.

These outlooks describe regions where particular three-month rainfall categories have increased probabilities. They do not predict that every location will experience the expected conditions or establish the timing and severity of individual floods, droughts, storms or heat events.

CPC similarly cautioned that a stronger El Niño increases the probability of conditions commonly associated with the #phenomenon but does not guarantee particular impacts. Local hazard outcomes require separate forecasts from the responsible national and regional meteorological agencies.

Thought Catalog : Eighth grade games. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

So when I was in the eighth grade, science class was the most boring hours of my life. Everyone would play games on their #computers (we used computers to take notes) but would play them in a super sneaky manner (volume down, looking at the board so it looks like you’re taking notes, etc.). I wasn’t one for playing games during class but I was soooo bored…so I searched up #Pac-Man on #Google and started playing (I didn’t know what else to play).

So I started playing and just my luck I didn’t check how high my volume was….IT WAS ALL THE WAY UP. I started panicking because the game noises were #excruciatingly loud. I kept playing and got eaten by a ghost almost after I pressed the start button (my hands were shaking like crazy)….my strict science teacher looked me straight in the eye..

Thought Catalog : 2 Jellyfish fiasco. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

So when I was like 9 I went to this #aquarium thing and it was a pretty amusing trip overall. But then suddenly I just kind of saw these jellyfish without any tentacles floating around in the water and was like “oh cool.”

The next day at school, the teacher asked us what we had done over the weekend. Now normally I never raise my hand. But I did this time. I fucking did it this time. The worst possible time. So I raised my hand and everyone was obviously shocked to see my hand up in the air so the teacher said “yes?”

and after confirming the fact that she picked me I said

“I saw this jelly fish in the aquarium and I thought it was really cool because it didn’t have any -testacles-.” and then like the classroom just emerged with so much laughter and I had no clue what was going on so I pleaded my friend to explain what was so funny I mean even THE TEACHER WAS LAUGHING AND I WAS GOING WTF.

So eventually my friend explained to me (it literally took 2 hours of convincing) and then ofc I was pretty embarrassed but the thing is the fucking teacher then asked me if she could tell this to the other teachers and that’s the story of how I switched schools.

Thought Catalog : #Painting a roller coaster. ( #Laughter )

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

So in my junior year of high school I got a project to make a roller coaster for my #physics class.

Everything was going fine until the day my partner and I had to paint the thing. We were in my garage spray painting the tubes and these two guys come marching up to the house across the street and start yelling at the top of their lungs, beating on the door. Now let me say in my defense the #neighborhood I lived in was in south Dallas and it’s still not a safe place. Well I called the police, closed the garage and parked myself in front of the dining room window. Long story short the police showed up in full gear broke down the door and brought out the two boys at gunpoint. And that’s the story of how my entire block found out that the #abandoned house had new owners.
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Thought Catalog : Why my #parents can’t take me seriously.

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

So one time I was home alone and it was around dinnertime when I decided to make myself something to eat. I opened the freezer and dug around until I found what appeared to be chicken nuggets in an unopened plastic bag that for some reason, didn’t have any cooking instructions. Thinking that my parents must have thrown away the box for box tops, I called my mom to ask how long and at what #temperature to cook chicken nuggets. She told me both of them, I laid out about 20 on a tray and stuck it in the oven, setting the timer before I walked out of the kitchen. When it was almost time to get my chicken nuggets, I walked into a cinnamon scented kitchen. I searched all over that kitchen, trying to find the cinnamon scent, leading me to the oven. I decide to turn on the oven light to see if maybe my mom had stuck some cookies in the oven and forgot to bake them, but instead, I find that the tray my chicken nuggets were on has #cookies on it instead! As I’m trying to process what just happened, I hear the front door open and my mom shout #delightedly, “Ooooo what’s that smell?” She walks into the kitchen and catches my #confused expression. That’s when the spark ignited and she realized exactly what had happened. Somehow in some form, I had accidentally baked #snickerdoodles. And that is why my parents can never take my #cooking seriously.

Thought Catalog : I never got to eat my Pringles.

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By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

Okay, so this was in fourth grade, and I was in this class with all these dumbass kids.

Here’s the back story: My #parents usually pack me fruit for a snack, but on this day they packed me like half of the leftover Pringles from the day before, you know, in that cylinder container. I was really excited since I LOVE PRINGLES. But when recess came around so I could take MY Pringles and go eat it outside, they weren’t in my bag. I started scoping the area, trying to find my Pringles. I call the teacher, she tries to find them but she can’t either. Than this thought comes to my mind—What if MOIRA STOLE IT?

Moira was this chubby girl in my class that literally ALWAYS wore this purple princess dress that should be classified as a bad Halloween costume (seriously) and was known for being a bitch.

Being the #judgmental 9-10 year old I was, I straight out concluded that she must’ve stolen my damn Pringles. I just tell my teacher, “Well too bad, I’ll just go out for recess now. It was just PRINGLES.” Being a little angel. So I stomp out of the class and start searching for Moira. I’m talking checking areas, finding witnesses, wasting my time. So after a solid 10 minutes, I find a group of these kids crowded at the side of one of the portable classrooms. I rush over to see what it is. The kids were eating Pringles. Barbecue flavored Pringles. MY PRINGLES. I start raging as I smack the Pringles out of the kids’ hands and start ripping people away from the main source. And in the middle of all the kids, sat a smug looking MOIRA with my PRINGLES. I look all mad and rip the BLOODY EMPTY CONTAINER OF PRINGLES OUT OF THE DAMN BITCH’S FILTHY HANDS. By now even dumbass Moira knows what’s up, she’s a goner. I would’ve murdered her at the very least, but a supervisor saw us and ran over.

Moira was forced to #apologize and I was forced to accept her damn #apology.

I never got to eat my Pringles.

To this day I’m sure she fears my cold dead hands, ready to rip her lying face off.