Thought Catalog : In dreams – I’ve always had super vivid dreams and it takes me a while after waking up to realize that they’re not real. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

Sometimes, it’s a #disappointment but generally I just forget about it and move on. Now, in 6th grade I had one really close friend who I never actually got into a fight with. One night, I had a really vivid dream where my #friend and I had this huge falling out over something that I can’t even remember now.

I was really good at holding grudges because I was not a forgiving child, so for three weeks I completely ignored my best friend in anger to the point where she started crying in front of the teacher and he asked what was going on. Of course, as I’m telling the story I realize the events were super weird and that it was all a dream. I fall silent and just look at my friend who’s still extremely upset and don’t know what to say because I had fucked up so badly.

Thought Catalog : How bugs feel: When I was about 5/6 my #mom and #stepdad bought my #sister and I bikes for Easter. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 20

After #church they were like “do you wanna learn how to ride them?” And I was like??? Duh?? I had finally gotten the hang of it and I was riding around the circle showing off, and my mom was like “say cheese” so I look over at her for a second and I FUCKING RAM INTO A CAR AT FULL SPEED. A parked car that I didn’t even see, like at all, so I just rammed into this car and I fell off my bike and I was crying and all I could think about was “this must be how bugs feel” like they’re flying around living life and then SPLAT. Looking back that was my first existential crisis

Thought Catalog : Sporting goods: So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

This woman has done ironman triathlons, and talks about going to the YMCA at 5:00am.

Yeah she’s crazy.

Basically we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. For that you need some #motivation so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with.

She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were #books.
In the middle of this she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”
#Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”
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Thought Catalog : Cringey! – My best #friend and I are super weird, and whenever either of us see an #attractive person we tend to take a picture of them and send it to each other, because why not? #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

Anyway, I was on a cruise ship with my #grandparents, and I spot this super cute guy a couple years older than me. Naturally, I freak out a little, & I whip out my phone. Bare in mind I’m sat next to my grandparents in the middle of a crowded lobby.

So I open my camera, take a picture- and guess what?

THE FUCKING FLASH WAS ON, WASN’T IT?

I make eye contact with thus cute guy, look at my Grandparents who both look #extremely disappointed, and a few other people are looking at me. Obviously I left the room #immediately.

Thought Catalog : In the closet. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

OK, so one time when I was really little I had a best #friend who was kinda strange but so my #mom got a call one day asking if she was over at my house because they couldn’t find her and so they call again about two hours later to ask if we could help look for her and so about three hours of looking we had basically covered the entire #neighborhood and they were about to call the police and we decided to check their house one more time and my mom went into her room and found her completely naked and #sleeping on the top of a super tall shelf in her closet.

Thought Catalog : 5th grade teacher. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

In fifth grade, my teacher loathed me. She would do anything to make me cry and sent me to the principle’s office any chance she got. Don’t #believe me? I’m left handed. So still, to this day, I get my hands confused. On this particular day, we were doing the #Pledge of Allegiance and I had put my left hand to my chest (it’s supposed to be your right hand over your heart). She got mad at me, telling me that I wasn’t being ‘patriotic’ and sent me to the principal’s office. The principal and I were quite #aquatinted at this point and so I told her why I was sent back to her office again, and she laughed. And laughed. I didn’t find it funny at all, I mean all the kids in my school thought I was a #delinquent so they didn’t want to be my friend. My principal wrote on the back of my hands, L and R. What I didn’t #realize was that she wrote L on my right hand and R on my left hand. She did the same to hers. Then, she walked me back to the #classroom, and made our whole class redo the Pledge with our ‘right’ hand, with me leading the class, and it was one of the happiest moments of my #elementary experience.

Thought Catalog : I literally “fell” for him. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

Since my crush sits behind me in class, when we stood up to do the #pledge I stood up too fast and I stumbled over to him so to not fall on the ground I reached to grab his desk but I accidentally GRABBED HIM and I ended up falling on top of him and we both screamed. Luckily I didn’t hurt or crush him. My teacher and everyone else started laughing and I got so red afterwards. Now when we stand up for the pledge, he moves all the way to the back of the room away from me…
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The Watchers : #NOAA gives #El Niño an 83% chance of reaching historic strength in late 2026

By Rishav Kothari
Thursday, October 8, 2026 20:27 UTC

El Niño strengthened further across the equatorial #Pacific in September 2026, and NOAA’s Climate Prediction Center (CPC) said on October 8 that the October–December Relative Oceanic Niño Index (RONI) has an 83% chance of reaching at least +2.5°C (+4.5°F)—a level that would exceed previous El Niño events in its record dating to 1950. The World Meteorological Organization (WMO) separately forecast a Niño-3.4 anomaly of approximately +3.7°C (+6.7°F) for the same period.

#CPC maintained an El Niño #Advisory after oceanic and atmospheric observations showed further strengthening during September. The agency said strong-to-very strong conditions were likely through January–March 2027, with the probability remaining above 83%.

Sea-surface temperature anomalies exceeded +4°C (+7.2°F) in portions of the eastern equatorial Pacific during September. CPC’s relative Niño indices increased to +2.1°C (+3.8°F) in Niño-3.4, +3°C (+5.4°F) in Niño-3 and +3.9°C (+7°F) in Niño-1+2.

Warmth also remained pronounced below the ocean surface. CPC said the equatorial subsurface temperature index across 180°–100°W was well above average, with a deeper-than-average thermocline and #temperature anomalies exceeding +10°C (+18°F) at depth in the eastern Pacific.

#Atmospheric conditions were coupled with the ocean warming. Low-level westerly wind anomalies and upper-level easterly wind anomalies extended from the western to east-central equatorial Pacific, while enhanced convection and rainfall persisted over the central and eastern Pacific and convection remained suppressed over #Indonesia.

#Traditional and equatorial Southern Oscillation indices were significantly negative. CPC said the combined oceanic and atmospheric conditions reflected a strengthening El Niño.

CPC assigned probabilities of 54% for September–November, 83% for October–December and 70% for November–January that the three-month RONI would reach at least +2.5°C (+4.5°F).

The agency said that threshold would exceed the strength of previous El Niño events in its record dating to 1950. The +2.5°C threshold is higher than CPC’s general “very strong” category, which begins at a three-month RONI of +2°C (+3.6°F).

#WMO issued a separate seasonal assessment on October 8 forecasting further intensification toward the end of the year. Its multi-model ensemble placed the October–December Niño-3.4 sea-surface temperature anomaly at approximately +3.7°C (+6.7°F), with the warming trend forecast to peak around December.

If realized, WMO said the +3.7°C anomaly would be the highest since observations began, exceeding the previous stated maximum of +2.6°C (+4.7°F) during November 2015–January 2016.

WMO also reported a near-100% probability that El Niño would persist through February 2027. The assessment represents a forecast consensus involving 13 national and international climate centers.

The CPC and WMO values are not directly interchangeable. WMO’s Niño-3.4 anomaly is calculated relative to a 1993–2009 baseline, while CPC’s RONI uses a 1991–2020 baseline, subtracts the tropical-mean SST anomaly and applies a variance adjustment before calculating the three-month average.

WMO said other ocean basins would also influence the October–December climate pattern. A positive Indian Ocean Dipole was forecast to peak in October and then weaken, producing a seasonal anomaly of approximately +0.5°C (+0.9°F), while equatorial Atlantic sea-surface temperatures were expected to remain above normal.

The strongest wet seasonal signal was forecast across the central and eastern equatorial Pacific east of the International Date Line. Above-normal rainfall was also favored across the Greater Horn of Africa, parts of Central Asia and coastal East Asia, northern parts of the Arabian Peninsula, parts of #North America south of 45°N and southeastern #South America.

Drier-than-normal conditions were favored over the Indian subcontinent, southern Central America, parts of the #Caribbean and northwestern South America. Broad dry signals were also forecast across the western Pacific and equatorial Atlantic.

These outlooks describe regions where particular three-month rainfall categories have increased probabilities. They do not predict that every location will experience the expected conditions or establish the timing and severity of individual floods, droughts, storms or heat events.

CPC similarly cautioned that a stronger El Niño increases the probability of conditions commonly associated with the #phenomenon but does not guarantee particular impacts. Local hazard outcomes require separate forecasts from the responsible national and regional meteorological agencies.

Thought Catalog : Eighth grade games. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

So when I was in the eighth grade, science class was the most boring hours of my life. Everyone would play games on their #computers (we used computers to take notes) but would play them in a super sneaky manner (volume down, looking at the board so it looks like you’re taking notes, etc.). I wasn’t one for playing games during class but I was soooo bored…so I searched up #Pac-Man on #Google and started playing (I didn’t know what else to play).

So I started playing and just my luck I didn’t check how high my volume was….IT WAS ALL THE WAY UP. I started panicking because the game noises were #excruciatingly loud. I kept playing and got eaten by a ghost almost after I pressed the start button (my hands were shaking like crazy)….my strict science teacher looked me straight in the eye..

Thought Catalog : 2 Jellyfish fiasco. #Laughter

By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024

So when I was like 9 I went to this #aquarium thing and it was a pretty amusing trip overall. But then suddenly I just kind of saw these jellyfish without any tentacles floating around in the water and was like “oh cool.”

The next day at school, the teacher asked us what we had done over the weekend. Now normally I never raise my hand. But I did this time. I fucking did it this time. The worst possible time. So I raised my hand and everyone was obviously shocked to see my hand up in the air so the teacher said “yes?”

and after confirming the fact that she picked me I said

“I saw this jelly fish in the aquarium and I thought it was really cool because it didn’t have any -testacles-.” and then like the classroom just emerged with so much laughter and I had no clue what was going on so I pleaded my friend to explain what was so funny I mean even THE TEACHER WAS LAUGHING AND I WAS GOING WTF.

So eventually my friend explained to me (it literally took 2 hours of convincing) and then ofc I was pretty embarrassed but the thing is the fucking teacher then asked me if she could tell this to the other teachers and that’s the story of how I switched schools.