Category: Bizarre

On Wednesday, August 1st, 41-year-old Damian Allen Simms struck a 7-Eleven shop in revenge with a bucket filled with a slurry of human waste, after he was kicked out by the manager for trespassing months earlier.

According to The Smoking Gun, at approximately 1:29 am, Damian entered the 7-Eleven located on MLK St N, St. Petersburg, Florida. Damian was carrying a bucket of human waste, filled with feces and urine. He proceeded to empty the bucket filled with the slurry on the floor of the convenience store, the waste splashed on some of the merchandise, destroying $28 worth of goods.

Officer Donald Ziglar reported that Damian acquired the human waste from a portable toilet, stating  “The defendant threw a bucket of porta potty liquid human feces and urine,”.

The incident was alleged to be a revenge plot as Damian was arrested in late-May for trespassing in the same 7-Eleven.

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On Tuesday, August 7th, 43-year-old Kurt Michael Fulton was arrested after he allegedly hid cherry pies, VHS tapes, and other various items underneath the parked cars of women drivers so he could see them bend over and pick them up whilst he watched from a distance with binoculars.

Saginaw County Sheriff William Federspiel reported in a press conferenceFulton was involved in an incident on Sunday in the parking lot of the Target store on 2772 Tittabawassee Rd, Kochville Township, Saginaw, Michigan.

Fulton would wait in his car whilst an unsuspecting female victim parked their car in the Target car park, the victim would exit their vehicle and enter the store. Fulton would run over and place various items in front or behind the tires of the car, these items included  Laptops, VHS tapes, and McDonald’s cherry pies. Fulton would run back to his car to gain a better vantage point an would stalk his victims with the use of binoculars. The women would then be forced to bend over to see what they’ve driven over after hearing a crunching or squishing sound.

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