Tag: Odd News

MACON, GEORGIA –

WMGT-TV reports that 22-year old Gerald Perry got so rattled after illegally dumping trash in a grade school parking lot that he called 911 to report his crime.

Officers arrived to find Perry shaking and crying uncontrollably. They also found chairs, a ladder, yard debris and several bigger surprises: used condoms inside the torn belly of a stuffed bear, a bin of used cat litter, bloody diapers, insulin syringes, a Tums bottle holding what appeared to be Pepto-Bismol and an oil painting of a spider.

“Mostly it was wood, normal stuff,” arresting Officer Eli Johnson said. “But hidden inside the refuse were very puzzling items. We’re bringing in a contract cleanup crew to deal with it because of potential health hazards.”

Mr. Perry claims a voice told him to do it.

“This voice inside my head just said, ‘go dump this stuff in the school parking lot, Gerald.’ After I did it I kind of woke up astonished to what I had done and dialed 911 and told on myself. I then had a complete breakdown.”

Mr. Perry was booked into Macon County Jail on a felony illegal dumping charge (typically a misdemeanor) for dumping on a public school grounds.

“I hope they send me to prison for life,” Perry added.

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ANNNNDDD attempted to have $exual intercourse with an ATM machine.

JUNEAU, Alaska —

49-year-old Lonnie Hutton first walked into a bar Friday night, pulled down his pants and attempted to put his penis inside an ATM machine.

When police responded to a 911 call they found Hutton naked and thrusting his erect penis into the air. Reportedly Hutton was wobbly on his feet, had bloodshot eyes and reeked of alcohol i.e., he was drunk.

When police asked why he was trying to have sex with the ATM he responded, “I told the money machine I’d give it $ex for cash. I’m trying to male prostitute myself.”

Officers wrestled him outside and cuffed him to a wooden picnic table, but Police said Lonnie Hutton soon dropped his pants and began to copulate with the picnic table.

When police asked why he was having with the picnic table he yelled, “stay out of my $ex life!”

Prosecutors charged him with public intoxication.

Source: Messenger-Index

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A University of Tennessee fraternity has been suspended for putting Mad Dog 357 Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce (considered by some to be the world’s hottest hot sauce) inside a pledge’s penis and other cruel hazing rituals.

Students trying to join the UT chapter of Alpha Phi Alpha said they were also subject to two hours of nude paddling plus each pledge had to sacrifice a goat.

“We know hazing happens,” said Dave Williams, UT fraternity system director. “And we talk to each fraternity president before and during pledge week, but we obviously can’t stop it all. This is the worst case of hazing I have ever seen.”

All Alpha Phi Alpha pledges made it through the paddling and each managed to sacrifice a goat, but the hazing session fell apart once the hot sauce was put into the first pledge.

“Apparently the victim ran screaming from the frat house to the hospital. He was in so much pain he had to be heavily sedated with morphine while the medical staff flushed out the hot sauce. Thankfully, the other pledges were not subjected to the hot sauce. I think at that point the fraternity brothers realized that the hot sauce wasn’t a good idea.”

The university’s investigative documents show the hospitalized hazing victim threatened to sue the school if the fraternity was allowed to continue to operate there.

“We’re really sorry about this,” said Alpha Phi President. “It won’t happen again. Sorry, Tyler.”

But the terse apology wasn’t enough to satisfy university officials. The chapter is suspended indefinitely and a criminal investigation is pending.

“The only silver lining in this very dark cloud is the sacrificed goat meat was able to be salvaged and  donated to the local food bank,” Williams said.

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CLINTON, Mississippi –

The Clinton Police Department released sordid details about the recent kidnapping and subsequent sexual abuse of a Florida man visiting Jackson, Mississippi to participate in a bodybuilding competition.

The unnamed victim was walking through downtown Jackson when Cathy Priest, 43, allegedly forced him by gunpoint into her Mazda Miata and drove him to her mobile home in nearby Clinton.

The victim’s hands and ankles were bound and a butt plug inserted into his rectum. He was then forced to perform oral sex on Melon for up to 4 hours at a time, over the course of seven days.
Victim’s statement to police (partial):

She made me eat her, you know, vagina and her anus despite me begging and crying for her to not make me do it. But she had a .357 pointed at me and said she’d shoot me in the foot. At one point, she tried to make me penetrate her, but I couldn’t get an erection, despite her giving me oral, and putting a vacuum cleaner hose over my penis and turning it on.

She starved me too. Said she was the only thing I needed to eat. She let me drink Pepsi though, so I was never thirsty. Although I hate Pepsi, because it has extremely high sugar content and too many carbs.

The victim was able to shuffle out of the house after, he said, Priest passed out after drinking several boxes of wine and taking what he thought to be Xanax. Otherwise, he said, Priest never slept.

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CENTER LINE, Mich. – A man tried to kill a spider at a gas station using a lighter causing a dangerous fire. Using a lighter to kill the bug, he started a blaze that quickly engulfed the gas pump.

He somehow escaped serious injury and the gas station’s damage was contained to one pump, which was destroyed. The incident was recorded at a Center Line gas station.

Employee Susan Adams kept calm and hit the gas automatic stop button and quickly called the Center Line fire department.

The man grabbed a nearby extinguisher and put out the flames before firefighters arrived. Later he admitted what he did, saying he spotted a spider on his gas tank and because he’s deathly afraid of the critters.

He pulled out his lighter and decided to burn it. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what happened next.

Employees at the gas station have been having fun with the video ever since.

This charred fuel pump says it all. We are told his car was barely damaged from the flames. But his embarrassing mistake didn’t stop the man from coming back the next day as a customer.

“He was sorry,” Susan said. “He was sorry, he said he didn’t know. It is just one of those things that happen – stupidity.”

Adams said this serves as a reminder about being careful around gas pumps. Whether it is using a cell phone or static electricity, the smallest spark can cause a gas station fire.

The accident is expected to be covered by the station’s insurance.

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June 30 (UPI) — A London commuter train line was suspended and passengers were stuck on trains for an hour due to a swan on the tracks.

Transport for London said the new Elizabeth line was suspended just before 1 p.m. Thursday due to a swan on the tracks, with all services between Heathrow airport and Abby Wood completely shut down and severe delays reported for the rest of the line.

The government body said the cause of the delays was “an obstruction on the tracks,” and National Rail elaborated in a Twitter post that the issue was “animals on the railway.”

The “animals” were later identified as a single swan in the Paddington area.

Passengers said they were stuck aboard their trains for about an hour.

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