Weirdest Washington State Laws : No Dancing While Drinking (Lynden)

In 1981, Lynden banned dancing in bars, warning it could lead to adultery—or worse, “guys dancing with other guys’ wives.”

Today, public dances require a permit, end by 1 a.m., and minors plus boozy twirls are strictly monitored.

Because apparently, you’re never too old to be chaperoned at a dance.