By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 20
After #church they were like “do you wanna learn how to ride them?†And I was like??? Duh?? I had finally gotten the hang of it and I was riding around the circle showing off, and my mom was like “say cheese†so I look over at her for a second and I FUCKING RAM INTO A CAR AT FULL SPEED. A parked car that I didn’t even see, like at all, so I just rammed into this car and I fell off my bike and I was crying and all I could think about was “this must be how bugs feel†like they’re flying around living life and then SPLAT. Looking back that was my first existential crisis