By January Nelson January Nelson
Updated 2 years ago, November 14, 2024
I have a #friend who I’ve known since I was very little.
One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this #absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was #literally writhing in pain.
So, his mom took him to the doctor’s office, where the #doctor took one look and told her to take him to the #ER.
She feared something along the lines of an intestinal rupture.
About half way to the #hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most #powerful fart any of us had ever heard.
I swear to God he levitated.
We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped.
After a good 30 seconds of intense farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”
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