My neighbor accused us of stealing his parking spot, so he smeared poop on my new car

It’s a real smear campaign.

A deranged man was caught on camera allegedly rubbing feces on his neighbors’ new car shortly after pouring what’s believed to be urine through their letterbox in Hampshire, England, SWNS reported.

“It turned out he was putting urine through the letterbox and cat poo everywhere — he put it on my car and the doorstep, and he’d even gone round to my back gate and put urine on my [trash] bins as well,” Sue Waters said of the Aug. 6 incident.

“He was picking up bits of cat poo and moving it and then picking it up again and moving it somewhere else, and this went on for hours.”

Sue, 59, said she and her husband Martin, 61 were vacationing in Cypress when she was “horrified” to see the neighbor’s face on their doorbell camera.

 

The man had allegedly poured urine out of a bottle and into the Waters’ home.Kennedy News and Media

 

Clueless as to what the man was pouring on their property — and fearing it might have been a flammable substance like gasoline — the Waters called on their daughter and son-in-law to inspect the home.

“Our daughter and son-in-law cleared it up for us, and they were steaming the floor, but I had to throw out my rug because it stunk of urine. We were so upset,” Sue said.

The irrational neighbor’s rationale? He claims the couple took his parking spot.

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Young Man Develops Bizarre Allergy — To His Own Orgasms

  • Lucky for him, the doctors were able to find a surprising cure.

Developing an allergy to anything later in life is a terrible experience. You might become unable to eat your favorite food or do the activities you most enjoy.

But this particular young man really got dealt the worst possible hand in the game of life. He developed a rare, bizarre allergy-like condition — to his own orgasms.

For years, the 27-year-old been experiencing weird flu-like symptoms whenever he… You know, finished. They would last for up to several days, making every orgasm a thoroughly unpleasant experience.

His condition left the man unable (and unwilling) to engage in any kind of romantic or sexual activity or relationship. He didn’t seem to have any other option, with doctors seemingly unable to cure his strange illness.

Fortunately, this story has a happy ending. After seeking help one last time, the man’s condition was miraculously cured.

And it’s all thanks to simple, over-the-counter allergy medicine.

“Right, I’m allergy-medicated, baby. Let’s do this.”

10 Years of Celibacy

The young man’s strange condition was described in a case study published in the journal Urology Case Reports. According to the report, his symptoms began sometime around the of 18.

After an orgasm, he would quickly break into “flu-like symptoms.” He would begin coughing and sneezing and get a runny nose — much like with pollen allergy.

In addition, he’d get a rash on his forearms and his lymph nodes swell up. Yep, that sounds like allergies to us.

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Woman Accused of Unleashing Swarm of Bees on Deputies Serving an Eviction Notice

  • That’s one deadly weapon that probably doesn’t come up during officer training.
 

Tempers can flare when a person gets served an eviction notice. That’s understandable — after all, someone’s about to get kicked out of their home.

It’s still rare to see somebody deploy what amounts to a biological weapon to try and stop the eviction. But that’s what a Massachusetts woman allegedly did against sheriff’s deputies attempting to serve an eviction notice.

Rorie Susan Woods is accused of unleashing a hundreds-strong bee swarm on the deputies in protest. The 55-year-old beekeeper reportedly smashed several of her hives to drive the officers away from the house.

Her plan didn’t work, though. Woods was also arrested and is now facing multiple assault charges.

Some of the stung deputies were allergic to bees. Fortunately, they seem to have recovered without further issues.

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Mexican acrobat breaks two handstand records

(UPI) A Mexican acrobat used his ability to balance on his hands to break two Guinness World Records: longest duration to perform a single arm handstand (male) and longest duration to perform a handstand on a rotating platform (male).

Guinness World Records announced Nicolas Montes de Oca performed a single arm handstand for a whipping 71.82 seconds, beating the record of 59.23 seconds set by Russian performer Stanislav Shcherbakov in February 2021.

Montes de Oca earned his second world record by performing a handstand for 25.78 seconds atop a rotating platform.

The performer started out as a juggler in circus school, but switched to studying handstand routines after breaking a foot. He has trained with venerated coaches including Liu Laoshi of China and Vitold Antonovich Kuvshinov of Ukraine.

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Mystery odor stinks up Utah city, cause remains unknown

(UPI) Officials in a Utah city are investigating the cause of a foul odor reported by residents — and it doesn’t appear to be coming from the sewer.

Residents of North Salt Lake City said they noticed the odor Thursday morning and multiple locals compared the smell to rotting meat.

South Davis Sewer District General Manager Matt Myers said the district received about 50 reports of a foul odor Thursday, but officials do not believe the smell was coming from the sewers.

Sherrie Pace, North Salt Lake City community development director, said the odor reached City Hall, and police and building inspectors reported detecting the stench all around the city.

“I have been out, driven around about two hours trying to locate it,” Pace told KSL-TV on Thursday. There are pockets of the smell throughout the city and also outside of the city.

North Salt Lake City Manager Ken Leetham said the smell was reported as far north as Farmington. He said officials determined the odor is also not likely coming from any of the local refineries.

Residents said the smell dissipated with evening winds, but the cause of the odor remains a mystery.

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Tree frog stows away from Dominican Republic to England in banana bag

(UPI) Animal rescuers were summoned to a British family’s home when they discovered a tiny frog that stowed away from the Dominican Republic in a bag of bananas.

The RSPCA said Iain Holloway and his family arrived at their Tamworth, Staffordshire, home after shopping at the local Asda store and discovered more than just fruit in a bag of bananas.

“We were unpacking the shopping in the kitchen and my wife turned to me and said, ‘Look, there’s a frog in the bananas,’ and I said ‘Sorry, there’s a what in the bananas?'” Holloway told the RSPCA.

Holloway’s son did research online and identified the 1.5-inch amphibian as a Hispaniolan common tree frog, which hails from the Dominican Republic, the same country in which the bananas originated.

“It was a complete surprise to see this little creature in our kitchen so far from home, and we’ve all had a bit of a chuckle about it since,” Holloway said.

Jonny Wood, an RSPCA animal rescue officer, visited the family’s home to take the tiny frog to receive specialist care.

“The little frog was bright and alert and has since been feeding well. The Holloway family did exactly the right thing by not touching the amphibian, given the uncertainty about what sort of frog we were dealing with,” he said.

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Man charged with smuggling pythons in his pants at US border

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) — A New York City man has been charged with smuggling three Burmese pythons in his pants at a U.S-Canadian border crossing.

Calvin Bautista, 36, is accused of bringing the hidden snakes on a bus that crossed into northern New York on July 15, 2018. Importation of Burmese pythons is regulated by an international treaty and by federal regulations listing them as “injurious to human beings.”

Bautista, of Queens, was arraigned Tuesday in Albany on the federal smuggling charge and released pending trial, according to a news release from the office of U.S. Attorney Carla B. Freedman.

An email seeking comment was sent to Bautista’s lawyer.

The charge carries the potential for a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison and a fine as high as $250,000, according to federal prosecutors.

The Burmese python, one of the world’s largest snakes, is considered a vulnerable species in its native Asia and is invasive in Florida, where it threatens native animals.

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Catholic Mother Arrested In England in Front of Her Children Over Anonymous Posts on Chat Room and Twitter Posts

Caroline Farrow is a mother of five and married to a Catholic priest. As a Christian, her views on family and gender could be described as socially conservative. Her belief that men are born men and can’t change to be women and vice versa are traditional views that have been the norm since the world began. But now such views, according to the police, are hateful.

On Monday evening as she was making the family dinner there was a knock on the door. It was the police. They told her she was being arrested for online content and, when she asked them if they had a warrant, the male officer pushed his way into the house saying they did not need any warrant. They provided no evidence of her supposed crime but told her that all electronic device she had access to would be seized as evidence.

The police even demanded access to her husband’s parish office which is the vicars office in the church next door. His reply was no because “I don’t trust the police”. They simply radioed their superior who immediately gave them permission to break in. So the police forced their way into the church property to take all electronic devices they could lay their hands on. These included the children’s ipads which they used for their homework.

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