This reject definitely has his type.


Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested in Hamilton, Ohio on Wednesday for allegedly having sex with an inflatable pool raft by the side of the road, Fox 19 reports. This is the fourth time Tobergta has been arrested getting busy with an inflatable raft.

In 2011, Tobergta was caught with his pants around his ankles in an alley with his neighbor’s pink, inflatable raft.

“She is really, really pretty,” he told the arresting officer.

in 2013 for having sex with the EXACT SAME RAFT, which had inexplicably not been thrown out.

He told the judge, “I can’t get that raft out of my mind. She’s really, really pretty.”

The 2013 offense occurred at Tobergta’s own home, but he was charged with — and pleaded guilty to — public indecency because it happened within the view of children during the day. He was also wearing a woman’s bikini and baseball cap that said, “Bet Mine’s Longer Than Yours.”

It is unclear if Tobergta’s most recent alleged offense took place with the same pool raft, but he does seem to be in love with it. Apparently, he’s named it Debbie.

In 2002, Tobergta was arrested for publicly pleasuring himself with an inflatable Santa Clause in the snow. Why not an inflatable raft?

“Santa Clause is hot. And he said if I made him feel good he’d buy me a gun for Christmas,” he told arresting officers.

In his latest mugshot, Tobergta is wearing a T-shirt that reads, “I’m out of my mind. Please leave a message.”

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